shopping

command strips and lemon dill chickpea pasta

i was in target earlier this week looking for a couple of things for my home. i know that target has a reputation for being full of really annoying women, and it’s true – i am really annoying women. the reality, though, is that behind every actually annoying woman in target is an even more annoying college-age son who she’s trying to match the energy of so they get get the hell going without her taking on herself whatever adventure he is on. i salute the moms actually trying to get their crusty sons through life without falling into the ✱ndrew t✱te pipeline! 🫡

a lady of the evening's nails

when i was a teenager, my father once joked that my freshly painted red nails made me look like a “lady of the evening” which i only realized later on meant “whore.” i imagine that any color would have offended his sensibilities, but that’s his journey!

today i put jeans on, on purpose!

i got dressed to go to duane reade and use my “$7 off purchases of $25 or more” coupon on allergy medicine

commemorating a nice sunday with a large fake snake skeleton (as one does)

welcome to my blog! i had an uncharacteristically pleasant sunday and i wanted to document it.