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weekly retro: blog birthdays, blood and buds

i'm coming to you and this retro with one vial less of blood and having been up since the crack of dawn to have said vial taken. this kicks off the bi-annual celebration of seeing if my thyroid has finally joined me on the quest to be hotter and smarter or not.

photo of the rear bumper of a car that has a sticker saying "CAUTION Little Bitch"

over the weekend was the 5-year anniversary of this blog. i spent quite a bit of time updating the look of the site and migrating it over to d'ocean. that's a referral link, by the way, as i've been a customer since october of 2013. i also moved over jennschiffer.com and bugs rock. i spent a lot of hours on the computer last week is what i'm trying to say.

photo of my candle making space showing red blocks of wax, green tops with fake pixel leaves on them, the mold for the leaf pixels, a solder iron i use to melt stuff, and other tools.

time on the computer means less time in the chandlery. fortunately, i have the first collection complete for launch and all that's left is finishing up building the store site. if my bloodwork comes back with favorable results and no more surprised are dropped on my lap, i'll be able to start selling my small wax children next week.

photo of me in the gym bathroom giving the middle finger

i made it to the gym for a treadmill walk twice this week, and also started going to the mixed level aerial yoga class that had often conflicted with my schedule. the instructor is jacked and her class is very plank and push-up heavy, which i love to hate. my body was sore and i can't wait to go back.

photo of some chickens on the side of a neighbor's house, behind a cast iron gate

the sun came out finally so i got to walk around a lot off the treadmill. i call these chickens "my sisters in christ" and i was told they have an instagram but searching just leads me to restaurants nearby that have chicken on the menu. i did find this very charming video of them from a couple years ago, though. anyway, i definitely need to buy new walking shoes as the ones i've been wearing are past their expiration date.

photo of roses that are a mix of pink and white and a little orange.

i know a lot more about computers than i do athletic sneakers - in soccer and field hockey we wore cleats. i probably know more about flowers than i do athletic sneakers. i believe the ones above are french roses and they live behind our favorite coffee shop.

photo of a bunch of little purple flowers that i think are lobelias and a couple hot pink flowers that i think are petunias

and i think these are lobelia and...petunias? am i becoming a plant watcher, which is like a bird watcher but instead of birds i'm watching plants?

things i enjoyed this week

by the way, i'm streaming on youtube again, mostly going over my glitch dashboard right now, but i've been enjoying going through old projects and shootin' the shit with everyone in the chat. today i go on at 3pm eastern, yee-haw.

xoxo jenn

this was published June 2, 2025 under living laughing working weekly-retro jersey-city candle-making flowers chickens gym aerial-yoga blood

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